I have been greeted more via spam then I have been on any given day online. I get hugs, hey how are you, looking forward to meet you and so on from every name in the book. Uhm, I’m social but guys give your love to someone else, you're giving me such a headache!
That gives others a way in to report they have a variety in medicine to cure that in a jiffy. From vitamins, to antibiotics, from little blue pills to uppers and downers. If I wanted an online pharmacy I would call Karen Walker (Yes the one from Will And Grace) for a 101.
The 101 makes them say: “hey you want an online degree...Master, Bachelors, Doctorate, come to us.” And that makes me smarter how exactly? You magically wave your wand and poof instant gratification.
And yes, that’s where those perverts come walking in. They say a bigger rod shows the road to success. What happened to my Doctorate then!? They have it all, for dead and useless manhood’s to telling me shy girls like them long and thick too. Of course then I get the messages if I want to lose weight I only have to eat a berry of some sort and lose 5 lbs. Yeah, it is soooooo good that even I can achieve a Heidi “The Body” Klum figure. Natural herbs will rejuvenate your body and looks, no costs! Wishful thinking and what happened to moderate eating and enough exercising? Wasn’t that like, healthy or something? Instead of popping pills? But that’s just me…
And the times I inherited something, man oh man, I didn’t know I had that many uncles out there. Sugar daddy’s leaving me $1.360.000.000 wow that is why I am living in a three bedroom apartment and hubby still works his butt of every day for a boss. And I’m not getting this heritage once, oh no, I’m getting it multiple times a day, lucky me YAY
If I want to try my luck then online Vegas is sending me a free trial to come play a poker game, with my luck I will probably end up in debt or, I have to play with my heritage from my uncle’s, then I would not mind. Okay, perhaps I spoke to soon because if I could spend such kind of green I would do it at Borders or something not gambling online. BTW, am I receiving any spam about free books that isn’t a PR stunt or contest which is always delivered in my normal mailbox instead of spam folder? Of course not, that is why hubby is still working his butt of for his boss, so we can enjoy life!
Spam, if it is possible I would love my e-mail addresses to fade from your e-mail lists. I can do the whole ‘to be never seen or heard from again’; really I don’t mind that we do not keep in touch. I have better things to do with my time then to hear you all about rods, pills, heritage, degrees and so on. So f7, save documents? Hell no, DELETE….yes, by all means, be gone from my pc!